Rate Every Bite.

Rate the plate, not the place. Pick a dish, score it 1-10, and help your friends know what to order.

Calamari app home feed showing food ratings with photos, scores, and restaurant details

Born from forgetting if the calamari was good. Calamari is your personal food journal — rate every dish, remember every bite, and help your friends know what to order. No sponsored restaurants. No paid placements. Just real ratings from real people.

Your food, your ratings, your way

Browse the feed, dive into the details, and explore what's nearby.

Restaurant detail with map and Cali's Verdict

Restaurant

Rating detail view with photo and reactions

Rating Detail

Explore map showing nearby rated restaurants

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Built for people who love food,
not writing essays

Rate dishes on a simple 1-10 scale. See what your friends are eating. Discover your next favorite meal.

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Rate by Dish

Rate the specific dish, not the whole restaurant. Because the tacos might be a 10 but the burrito was a 4.

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Snap a Photo

Quick photo, quick score. That's it. No pressure to write a novel about your pasta.

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Follow Friends

See what your friends are rating. Trust real opinions from people with actual taste.

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Explore Nearby

Find top-rated dishes near you. Sorted by what real people actually loved, not paid ads.

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Earn Badges

First Bite, City Hopper, Calamari Connoisseur. Unlock badges as you eat your way through life.

No Pay-to-Play

Every recommendation is earned, not bought. No restaurant can pay to show up first. What you see is what the community actually loves.

Three taps and you're done

No overthinking star ratings. No writing paragraphs. Just eat, rate, done.

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Pick the Restaurant

Search or let Calamari find nearby spots. We handle the details.

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Rate the Dish

What did you eat? How good was it? Score it 1-10 and snap a photo.

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Share with Friends

Your rating hits the feed. Friends see it. Next time they go, they'll know what to order.

Unlock badges as you eat

The more you rate, the more you earn. Share your badges on Instagram.

First Bite

Submit your first rating

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Five-Star Critic

Submit 5 ratings

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Flavor Explorer

Rate 5 different dishes

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City Hopper

Rate in 3 different cities

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Calamari Connoisseur

Rate calamari 10 times

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Perfect 10

Give a 10/10 rating

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Ink Slinger

Write notes on 10 ratings

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Globe Trotter

Rate in 3 countries

Squid facts from Cali

Because you came for the food app and stayed for the marine biology.

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Three Hearts

Squid have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, one pumps it to the rest of the body. Cali has one for each tentacle cluster.

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Jet Propulsion

Squid move by sucking water into their body and blasting it out like a jet engine. Basically tiny organic rockets.

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Big Brain Energy

Squid have the largest brain-to-body ratio of any invertebrate. They're basically the valedictorians of the ocean.

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Color Changers

Squid can change color in milliseconds using special cells called chromatophores. The ultimate outfit change.

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Giant Eyes

The colossal squid has the largest eyes in the animal kingdom — the size of dinner plates. They see everything.

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Blue Blood

Squid blood is blue because it uses copper-based hemocyanin instead of iron-based hemoglobin. Royalty of the sea.

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Calamari Origin

The word "calamari" comes from the Italian word for squid, "calamaro," which derives from the Latin "calamarium" (pen case) — because squid have a pen-shaped internal shell.

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Ten Arms

Squid have eight arms and two longer tentacles. The tentacles are for grabbing prey (and apparently rating food).

Cali the squid mascot

Cali says:
start rating.

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